27.8.10

joy.

if it makes anyone feel any better, I am less angry now. I've been talking to ava and I don't want to strangle her quite so much. [there is, of course, that since I am a teenager I supposedly want to strangle everyone.] C and I worked in conjunction and got her to listen to the pet shop boys, which added some brilliant amusement into my thursday night.

ah well, life goes on... school starts in like two weeks. here goes my summer reading!:

a tree fails in brooklyn: according to the masses on my facebook feed, everyone adores this book. to which I say, WHY? it's 500 pages long [okay, I exaggerate... 493] and has absolutely no plot. I'm on page 302. so far the only semblance of a plot I've found is that someone might be dying. oh, and the mother is on a quest to play favorites with the son.

the jungle: I haven't started this but from what I hear it's... great.

the derp gatsby
: kate beaton does this a lot better than I ever could. read the description. it explains everything.

the "adventures" of huckleberry finn: not even reading it. winging the test. I do this to one book every year. [if this seems bad, trust me, last year I didn't read any of them. I got an 80, I think. it was the catcher in the rye and jane eyre - how hard is it to bs those?]

I feel this post demonstrates wonderfully how lazy and sarcastic I can be. I'm gonna go read a screwed-up book now.

23.8.10

The urge to smile when your getting introuble.

please excuse the horrid spelling and grammar on that title. I did not write it. I shall explain.

since I've been so, ahem, doting on ava for the past few posts I thought it would be nice if I gave mary a chance to show off how contradictory and wtf-worthy she can be.

mary's hobby seems to be going on facebook and liking every single page that appears in her news feed. some of them are highly passive-aggressive towards shane, too, which are very funny, and some of them describe things she doesn't even do.

you'll see. I just went to her facebook page and holy god literally the whole thing is likes.

the farther you go back, the more links are broken. I've chosen some classy selections from the past week or so. I'll link to whatever I can, but I can't make any promises.

yelling RAPE when your friend attacks you
mary never once have I seen you do that.

Some days i really like you, some days i wanna push you in front of a bus.
this was definitely for shane

You're such a boring texter that I can predict what you're going to say next.
...I can't even

If two people are happy together, then leave them to it. It's THEIR lives.
oh. my. god.

If I had sex as often as I got screwed I'd be very happy! :D
I think I'm running out of wittiness.

B e s t f r i e n d s has 11 letters and so do b a c k s t a b b e r so which u gonna be?
I just love this one. count the grammar mistakes and all-around failures.

Facebook needs a "fuck you" button
like you'd ever press it?

I want an honest relationship. No secrets. No lies. No cheating. :)
this must be for shane too

Some days I really like you ♥ some days I wanna push you in front of a bus.
wait, wait, didn't I juuuust see this somewhere? oh right.

"are you mad," "no," "ok ur deffinatly mad"
know who needs this one? ava.

Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her
every women

if you like her, JUST TELL HER
shanetastic. mary, you are so passive-aggressive. wait, is everyone at this table a champion passive-aggressive insulter? well, shit, there's my problem!

Im a girl but I rather hang out with boys because it is less drama!!!!
is that why you're going to an all-girls school

i saw you, i wanted you, i liked you, i got you, i have you, i love you.
stop kidding yourself, mary.

i trusted you, my fault
it just occurred to me how strange it is that she never expresses any kind of strong feeling of resentment outside of all these pages.

Only for YOU, would I drop everything to answer a text.
say it with me everyone... shane

I'll marry you someday. I guarantee it :)
when I figure out who this is about.. oh right, I already know

YES my status was about you, and YES you were ment 2 see it..
this would be great if she posted statuses beyond things like "Is watching the runaways!!!! :D"

I hate it when i wanna listen to music but i cant find a song to satisfy my need
that would be because you listen to lady gaga and not too much else

press like....... if your bored right now :/
hey I have a song for this! NEW... TOWN!

Wait..WHAT! you liked me? : Why didn't you tell me.. i liked you to!
jesus I'm getting tired of the shane ones

When I Miss you, I re-read our old conversations and smile. :')
the sad thing is she admits she does this. she has told us all that she does. drama is fun.

sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter...
YOU'RE SIXTEEN YEARS OLD oh my GOD

I helped you through the hardest times, and now i'm nothing to you?
I'm not even going to bother.

finally, she liked these two within a couple days or so. they are fantastic. sadly, both the links are broken, but trust me that I could NOT make this kind of shit up.

l i k e t h i s i f y o u r s i n q l e . :)

"q'' is NOT the same thing as "g"


are you effin' kidding me?

it all seems so STUPID

it makes me want to give up
but why should I give up when it all seems so stupid?


a few hours ago, I was sitting in the backseat of a car being driven by a straightedge punk with a social distortion hat and a neckbeard; in the passenger seat was his blue-haired madonna-loving goth girlfriend. that would be the family friends' duaghter and her boyfriend. interesting day indeed. we were all singing along to placebo's cover of "20th century boy", speeding down the highway. this is definitely the moment against which I will measure all other weird moments in the future.

anyway.

ava has heard everything counts again. her new thoughts on it:

i listened to depeche mode more
i actually like it better now
i was actually craving to listen to it more
it's like something you described it once
i didn't like it at first, but then i listened again and now i like it better


I could turn this into "I'm a bitch for not being happy she likes one of my favorite songs" or I could turn this into, well... I don't know. I want to apologize to the spirit of depeche mode, somehow. I feel like the best way to do this is giving 101 lots and lots of love.

two more years. two more years. two. more. years.

this is a rare moment in which I am indirectly involved in something more than observing it. and I am fucking mad. really, really mad. I hate watching things not be appreciated, just... seen as something to go alongside lady gaga. I take music seriously because I haven't got much else to throw myself into. I hope you've enjoyed this rare display of emotion other than apathy or, as c says, sardonic amusement. I hope both for my sake and yours and for this blog's that it doesn't happen again for a good long time. if anyone can figure out what the new tag I just started stands for, you are either a genius or a stalker. congratulations!