24.7.10

oh boy!!!

I just checked ava's facebook message regarding the surprise party for mary. she invited the two ex-members of the group. they both have a massive grudge against shane, and I'm pretty sure one of them hasn't even talked to mary in the last year and a half.

holy fuck this is such a bad idea.

23.7.10

the international c hunt, part 2

from the wonders of AIM

L (9:38:07 PM): oh I talked to annie again
C (9:39:00 PM): who is annie...
L (9:39:05 PM): from yr forum.
C (9:39:09 PM): wtf
C (9:39:10 PM): where
L (9:39:13 PM): YOUR BLOG
C (9:39:18 PM): let me look.
L (9:39:24 PM): hah. it
L (9:39:29 PM): 's on the graffiti post
C (9:39:56 PM): oooh
C (9:39:57 PM): haha. wow.
L (9:40:01 PM): yep.
C (9:40:11 PM): I am utterly astounded at how badly the forum fails at finding things
C (9:40:15 PM): I have given SO MANY HINTS.
L (9:40:28 PM): oh my god.
C (9:40:34 PM): the last one I gave was that the comments will show you the way. thinking that ok, eventually someone will click on your profile.
C (9:40:53 PM): I haven't checked yet today, but that was a little while ago and no one has! (heehee. no one has.)
L (9:40:54 PM): yeah, I noticed that my profile views kinda skyfuckingrocketed
C (9:41:05 PM): they did?
L (9:41:07 PM): yep
C (9:41:09 PM): that is especially bad
L (9:41:17 PM): AND YET THE BLOG IS UNTOUCHED!!!
C (9:41:21 PM): that means people have been in your fucking profile and not seen the blog.
C (9:41:30 PM): I am astounded. they fail so hard at this.
L (9:41:31 PM): that's terrible. hahahahaa

that's right, you all fail
we mean it in a loving way though

non-alcoholic alcoholism

I'm on the phone with shane as I'm typing this

she's planning a sleepover revolving around virgin versions of alcoholic drinks. what. this would only fly at the gay table I swear to god.

she also just said "I was watching sex & the city, which is a surprisingly good show."

what

I don't understand

21.7.10

update fail

allegedly, since mary's birthday is coming up, we're having a surprise party. joy.

I got this information first from C, then from ava when she called me for the third time in one day. best part? apparently ava asked C if I was mad at the rest of the group for "the things [they] said at the sleepover". wait huh what?

I'm not mad at them for pointing out that I piss off the world... I knew that...

I'm more confused now.

20.7.10

we don't need you anymore!

just a warning: the title of this post has NOTHING to do with the contents.

C and I have been discussing the sleepover and the big sharefest that went on. she apparently noticed some things that I didn't. so here they are.

1) WTF Relationships
why exactly did the defunct relationship of shane & mary need to be brought up? I might as well summarize its shittiness... but yeah, it was unnecessary for it to be brought up, because now mary is once again mad. and she does not get outwardly mad easily.

the abridged tale of their relationship: for all of freshman year shane was fixated on mary. mary had a [I really want to say little lamb] boyfriend. by the time mary dumped said boyfriend, shane was already getting over her [so she says]. they went out for 3 months and mary became a creepy rrpof windup doll. shane ditched mary in favor of other pursuits [like jennifer aniston], making mary very depressed. a fucking year goes by, which is where we are NOW, and she's still depressed. fuckshitdamn. this all makes ava very angry. "YOU WERE LEADING MARY ON!!" she says.

2) She's Not A Flower
she's not a flower is a great MTX song about the terrible cliches in love songs. C has sort of adopted the phrase to explain how it is that people continually don't understand that she's uh, a person, not some kind of cutesy innocent soulless emotionless robot with suppressed homicidal and/or homosexual tendencies. it was explained... and the group didn't get it. ah well. I have faith that one day someone will snap.

3) Type 2 Drama
this... leads me to believe that ava cannot grasp simple concepts. she asked at least five times [that's a lot more than it sounds] if we wanted our friendship to DIE. she also mentioned many more times that she wants things to be like they were at the beginning of freshman year. we explained the impossibility of that every time she brought it up, and still she does not get it.
C also mentioned that she doesn't seem to understand that people get angry if you repeatedly ask "GUYS??? DO YOU WANT OUR FRIENDSHIP TO DIE???" because, as shane had pointed out to her face, nobody fucking knows how to answer that.

it's times like these that make me wonder why the hell I'm friends with these people.