please excuse the horrid spelling and grammar on that title. I did not write it. I shall explain.
since I've been so, ahem, doting on ava for the past few posts I thought it would be nice if I gave mary a chance to show off how contradictory and wtf-worthy she can be.
mary's hobby seems to be going on facebook and liking every single page that appears in her news feed. some of them are highly passive-aggressive towards shane, too, which are very funny, and some of them describe things she doesn't even do.
you'll see. I just went to her facebook page and holy god literally the whole thing is likes.
the farther you go back, the more links are broken. I've chosen some classy selections from the past week or so. I'll link to whatever I can, but I can't make any promises.
yelling RAPE when your friend attacks you
mary never once have I seen you do that.
Some days i really like you, some days i wanna push you in front of a bus.
this was definitely for shane
You're such a boring texter that I can predict what you're going to say next.
...I can't even
If two people are happy together, then leave them to it. It's THEIR lives.
oh. my. god.
If I had sex as often as I got screwed I'd be very happy! :D
I think I'm running out of wittiness.
B e s t f r i e n d s has 11 letters and so do b a c k s t a b b e r so which u gonna be?
I just love this one. count the grammar mistakes and all-around failures.
Facebook needs a "fuck you" button
like you'd ever press it?
I want an honest relationship. No secrets. No lies. No cheating. :)
this must be for shane too
Some days I really like you ♥ some days I wanna push you in front of a bus.
wait, wait, didn't I juuuust see this somewhere? oh right.
"are you mad," "no," "ok ur deffinatly mad"
know who needs this one? ava.
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her
every women
if you like her, JUST TELL HER
shanetastic. mary, you are so passive-aggressive. wait, is everyone at this table a champion passive-aggressive insulter? well, shit, there's my problem!
Im a girl but I rather hang out with boys because it is less drama!!!!
is that why you're going to an all-girls school
i saw you, i wanted you, i liked you, i got you, i have you, i love you.
stop kidding yourself, mary.
i trusted you, my fault
it just occurred to me how strange it is that she never expresses any kind of strong feeling of resentment outside of all these pages.
Only for YOU, would I drop everything to answer a text.
say it with me everyone... shane
I'll marry you someday. I guarantee it :)
when I figure out who this is about.. oh right, I already know
YES my status was about you, and YES you were ment 2 see it..
this would be great if she posted statuses beyond things like "Is watching the runaways!!!! :D"
I hate it when i wanna listen to music but i cant find a song to satisfy my need
that would be because you listen to lady gaga and not too much else
press like....... if your bored right now :/
hey I have a song for this! NEW... TOWN!
Wait..WHAT! you liked me? : Why didn't you tell me.. i liked you to!
jesus I'm getting tired of the shane ones
When I Miss you, I re-read our old conversations and smile. :')
the sad thing is she admits she does this. she has told us all that she does. drama is fun.
sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter...
YOU'RE SIXTEEN YEARS OLD oh my GOD
I helped you through the hardest times, and now i'm nothing to you?
I'm not even going to bother.
finally, she liked these two within a couple days or so. they are fantastic. sadly, both the links are broken, but trust me that I could NOT make this kind of shit up.
l i k e t h i s i f y o u r s i n q l e . :)
"q'' is NOT the same thing as "g"
are you effin' kidding me?
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