cast

I know there's a whole fuckton of people in this. so I'm compiling a hefty list.


students at the academy

lunch table:
c
ava: see overdramatic, harry potter, the breakfast club, writing massive book about angels, easily offended, nickelback
mary: see inoffensive, fucked-up catholic, rrpof windup doll, jack skellington, lady gaga, nana
emma: see probably desperate, thinks everyone is a bitch, twilight
shane: see feminist, dyke, the l word, rent, if it isn't gay I'm not doing it
alice: see theater troupe, poetry, fuckwords, sookie stackhouse, musicals
jean: see modeling, suicidegirls, wants to be marilyn monroe [hence the name], cheer up emo scene kid, the phrase "Imma shank you"


our teachers are the best...

main office

the basement & the third floor [easily accessible by one stairwell!]:
mrs. babies [loves babies more than anything else. "taught" L "theology" sophomore year]
mrs. spanish [loves cats and spongebob; taught L spanish freshman year]
sra. spanglish [has the best accent IN THE WORLD; taught C spanish freshman & sophomore year; taught L spanish sophomore year]

hallway #1:
creepy janitor [THERE IS NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY ABOUT THIS GUY. HE IS FUCKING CREEPY]
mrs. theology [taught c how to be a good mother sophomore year]

hallway #2:
mme. russian [supposedly teaches french]
mrs. awesome [taught L and C english sophomore year. her husband allegedly has AWESOME TATTOOS]
the guy in charge of the computer lab is here too, but trust me, he never does anything noteworthy.

hallway #3:
the library is down this hallway! it is a shitty library. it caters to the pvg market for sure. the last librarian was really awesome, but I guess a lot of people hated her for some reason. she was really good at smelling gum from across a ten-foot table. that might have been it. I don't know who's replacing her this year.


I'll keep updating this as more shit happens. and happen it will.